Saturday, November 27, 2010

Pole Dancing Gone Bad

I was looking at some sexy pole dancing on youtube, when I came across this. Proof that some things should be left to the professionals.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Sexy Nerds

Today, I'm feeling...Nerdy

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Sexy Nerd...
Kate Black's


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That girl

I'm the girl who passes by you
or sits beside you at the bar
I'm the girl in jeans and sneakers,
with tattoos on her arm.
I look at you with longing
thoughts you'd never know
from what do you taste like
to what toy will fit you best
I wonder if you notice
the way I look at you
or do you look right past me
dismissing me as dull
for I'm the girl right next to you
the one you'll never really know

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Wench Love

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Porn Star Dancing

I love this song! It's got a great beat, and, who doesn't like a video full of strippers?!

HOTT! It makes me want to wrap my hand around a pole! ;)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Strawberries are Sexy

Don't you just love strawberries?!

all images were located on Google Images

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Wonderings of Hula Hoop Stripping

I wonder...

*can I catch his cold from sucking his cock?

*am I good, as long as he doesn't cum in my mouth?

*does swallowing make me a cannibal?

*does he secretly masturbate like I do?

*how do men pay for sex without their wife knowing where the money went?


* How the hell does she keep that hula hoop moving while stripping?!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Beer Math

This is pretty neat. I got it in an e-mail and yes, it's one of those weird math things that someone somewhere spent time figuring out, but for the rest of us, it's just freakin' cool! So give it a try!


It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

have a beer (more than once but less than 10) If you're not  a beer drinker use wine or Jack Daniels, whatever, just pick a number between 1 and 10.

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5 (as in the number of fingers on your sexy hand)

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ..

If you haven't, add 1759..

6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

My Little Secret or A Lack of Discipline

Shhh want to know a secret? Sometimes I try to keep myself from masturbating so I can save myself for the next time I'm with hubby. But, on a night like tonight when I've thought of sucking his cock all day, since I sent him a topless pic in the gym, and he responded with a demand for me to suck him dry. Ever since then, I've thought of nothing else but sucking his cock with his hand inside my hot wet pussy! And, I just can't control myself!

Unfortunately, I can't have him tonight, so I'm online, watching porn, trying to convince myself to wait, but I have no discipline!

So, while he sleeps, I will be alone in the shower, and with the help of my new glass Kissa vibe from Eden's Fantasys, I will have no choice, but to make myself cum!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

HNT Wild

On the outside you may not see
that there's a wild side of me
but come close and you might find
the animal that waits inside

Happy HNT!

Sex and...Knitting?

Am I missing something?! Is there a man out there that would wear this?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Books for the Crafty Kinkster

For the DIY'er

For the power tool lover

Got your own kiln?

All images courtesy of

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

A Golden What?

The sign outside said "Impulse Lingerie." I was 20 years old and had just left my 2 girls with a sitter for my first day of work. When I walked in, my tall beautiful blonde boss approached me with a jug of water in her hand. She told me that she had a client coming in an hour and she needed to finish the water before he got there. I had no idea what she was talking about, but decided it was best to just nod and smile. I soon found out what was going on when her client arrived. She grabbed a role of paper towels and walked into a room with the old man. Through the two way mirror I could see her squatting over his face. She was fully dressed except for her panties. With her skirt pushed up above her round ass I could see her legs were shaking from the strain of squatting. The yellow stream of liquid fell on his face and into his mouth. When she couldn't squat any longer, she stood, finished into a cup, and handed it to him. He smiled, drank it down, and left a pile of money on the table. What had I gotten myself into?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

No Sex For Me in the City

I wasn't having any sex in the City, but I culdn't help but think about it with all these pictures around.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Girl's Weekend in the Big Apple

So, it's been awhile since I've written. I've been so busy with my alter ego. I went on a fabulous trip to NYC for a blogging conference. It was so much fun, but sadly, there was no sex in the city. I did sleep with a cute girl, but it was just bed sharing, nothing exciting. Yeah, not that kind of girl's weekend. Sorry.

It was my first time to the Big Apple, and I will definitely have to go back to explore more because there is just so much to do and see, and I just didn't have the time. Did you know there's a museum of sex?!

I did get to meet Tess aka @Urban_Gypsy and she told me about MomentumCon in DC, next April. I think hubby and I will be going. It looks like a good time. If you're interested in a conference on sexuality and feminism in new media, check it out. Maybe, We'll see each other there.


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dangerous Lilly's Big Giveaway

Dangerous Lilly is having a contest to mark the 2nd anniversary of her blog and has 6 prizes to give away! Check out the original contest post on her site to find out how you can enter, too.

The Prizes and Sponsors:

Kink Academy
One lucky winner will get a full 1-year membership to the Kink Academy, thanks to Princess Kali. A membership to Kink Academy normally costs $9.95 a month which is a really damn good deal for all the new content that gets uploaded every month, and all the existing content.

Shevibe generously has donated Lilly’s Holy Grail sex toy, the Njoy Pure Wand.

Fascinations has something for the boys – not just a Fleshlight, a Fleshlight Lady Vibro Touch! This one has a special inner texture and spots to tuck in 3 little bullet vibrators so you can have it vibrate if you want. has donated a beautiful Tantus dildo, the Twilight Vamp Dildo! Gorgeous, pale and sparkly silicone., a great manufacturer of tons of gorgeous, handmade (in Maui!), kinky accoutrements and bondage rope is donating not 0nly a beautiful “frat” style Mahogany and Koa wood paddle, but also (2) 6MM 15ft lengths of Natural Romanian Hemp Rope.

Good Vibrations
Good Vibrations is giving one winner the Wahl 2-Speed massager, a powerhouse external vibrator.

I'm longing for the NJoy. What will you try to win?

Monday, June 21, 2010

Gun Control

My kind of gun control! This lovely porn star is Miss Delilah Storm. She'll be appearing at Club Skye in Tampa, in July, and I might have to go check her out. Yum!

delilah strong porn Pictures, Images and Photos

Thursday, June 10, 2010

HNT Before Our Getaway

Hubby and I are finally getting a much needed weekend away, without kids. Tomorrow, we will be heading to the Beach to celebrate 18 years of wedded bliss, and I can't wait. Of course, the camera is coming with us so, hopefully, we'll have some hot pics to share when we get back.

But, let's celebrate HNT, today! By special request, I'm reposting this pic, from a few months back. Sorry for the repeat, but maybe some of you will enjoy it! Have a great weekend! I know I will ;-)

Make sure to stop by O's for more HNT!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Sunday Funny: Perfect Tits

I rarely open e-mails that are forwarded jokes, etc..., but this one got my attention.

Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Lipstick Vibe Review and Giveaway

As you may know from some of my previous posts, I like to have a small vibrator in my purse, at all times. Just like American Express, I never leave home without it. I have to admit I have worried about that embarrassing moment when my purse spills open in a crowded room. So, I've known for awhile that I needed to get something more discreet. That's why I was so excited when offered to send me this great lipstick vibe to review.

This little lipstick vibe looks right at home in my makeup bag, but it packs a powerful punch. And, it's not too noisy, in case you need to use it in the library. (what?! you never librarian, maybe?)

I had a great time using it, in the car, in the tub, with hubby, and a few other toys. It's great on its own, and even better with help.

Anyway, I think it's great, and I want you to have one. Not only did AdultSexToys give me one to try for free, but they're also offering one for one of my readers. So read below for how you can win one of your own. But first, proof that I used it :-)

Mmmm, look how swollen I am! This was taken during my long hot bath.

Any of you sexy little sluts want to touch up your lipstick? I'll hold it.

If you want to enter to win one of your own, all you have to do is visit and come back to tell me what other product you like in a comment. (mandatory entry)

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Sunday, May 16, 2010 What dirty thought is in your mind now?

Right now, I'm thinking about this hot lesbian fisting picture I saw on Crash pad. If I were to make a sexual bucket list, one of the things on it would be to be able to fist a woman and have her return the favor.

So you like to have a cock stuck in between your butt cheeks?

Oooh, yes, I love it! I get so turned on when my man says "do you want me to fuck your ass?"

What dirty questons are on your mind? Ask me anything

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Not Myself Tonight- What's Wrong With a Little Sex?!

Finally, Christina goes back to her Dirrty side, with this kinky sex charged video. Of course, as is the case with most things sexual, it isn't being welcomed with open arms. Articles everywhere are asking "has Christina slipped backwards?"

Slipped backwards?! What ?! She's an artist! And, to be an artist and remain relevant you must continue to evolve and change. I'm sure before we know it, she'll once again be singing something soulful in a much more demure manner, and then, someone will accuse of her selling out when in fact she'll just be making another artistic evolution.

I say good for her for expressing herself, however she wants! She's always sexy, but, I'm really liking seeing her naughty side. Afterall, what's wrong with a little, bondage, lace & vinyl?!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

A Quickie

 With hubby working outside, and the Florida temperatures rising, he is one tired guy at the end of the day. I have been so busy, lately, that hubby and I have barely had time for much more than some sleepy quickies before bed. But, they sure are some damn good quickies!

I just received a new toy from and I gave it a quick run, but to give you a proper review, I'll need to get it really wet! Watch for that review coming soon, with pictures, of course! Oh, and some lucky reader will be winning one of their own! Trust me, you're gonna want this.

Since I haven't had time to take any new pics of my own, here's a hot one I found online. Isn't she yummy?!


Thursday, April 29, 2010

HNT: Ready to be Explored

I'm home in bed today, (unfortunately, alone,) and, because of the latest questions, I'm feeling a little naughty, and I'm sure I'll be doing some exploring, so it seemed appropriate to share this pic with you. Enjoy!
Happy HNT

what is the oddest item someone else has fucked you with? SS

Probably the oddest thing was an ear of corn. It was left over, in the refrigerator, and lready covered in plastic wrap, so I figured, "what the hell!" let's try it. I gave it to hubby, and he fucked me hard with it, while I sucked his cock.

Don't worry, I threw it away after, it's still safe to eat at my house. :)

What dirty questons are on your mind? Ask me anything

Monday, April 26, 2010

When was your last footjob?

It's definitely been a while, but I certainly know how to work with my feet. ;)

What dirty questons are on your mind? Ask me anything

do you like to get buttfucked?

Very much! It's just so naughty, and it feels so good!

What dirty questons are on your mind? Ask me anything

Music Monday: Rocketship

Happy Music Monday! This is a fun new song from Puddle of Mudd. They were part of the 98Rockfest concert in Tampa on Saturday, and they put on a great show! The girls in this video are hot, and who hasn't spent a night thinking of how to get your clothes on the floor?! Enjoy!

Friday, April 23, 2010


As much as I love to think about sex, and fantasize about what will happen to work myself up for the big moment, I especially love the moments that aren't planned for at all.

Last night Hubby and I got home from work, and I changed into a little sundress to go sit outside and read while he played xbox for awhile. Before I left, to go outside, I gave him a quick peck on the lips. Thats's when he grabbed me and gave me a long deep kiss while squeezing my ass. His hands played roughly with my breasts, and then he shut the bedroom door, turned me around, bent me over the tub, and gave me a quick hard fuck! He came, and left me to clean myself up.

It was hard, fast, unplanned, and powerful! I love those spontaneous times!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

HNT: Toes

I know my posts have been a little sporadic of late, and for that I'm sorry. We have had so much going on around here. It was flag football season for awhile, which meant very few nights at home, let alone on the computer. Then there's hubby's rehab, dealing with foreclosure issues, and we were lucky enough to be hit by the flu. Yay, me!

We did have some time for fun, over spring break, but, it was the family kind of fun. But, now, I'm hoping to get back on a more regular posting schedule. With, summer rapidly approaching, there's sure to be lots of concerts and parties to talk about, and in August, my alter ego is heading to NYC for a certain blogging conference, so I will be partying it up on my first trip to the Big Apple! I can't wait!

So while on vacation last week, I snapped a couple shots with my phone. Not the most exciting, but I want to share. Happy HNT to all of you! I can't wait to see everyone's pics.

I can't help but sing this song:

I got my toes in the water,
ass in the sand,
not worried about a thing,
cold beer in my hand,
life is good today,
life is good today

Make sure to stop by O's and see all the sexy HNT pics!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Would you rather be rich or famous?

Definitely Rich! So, if anyone wants to throw some money my way...anyone? anyone?

Ask me anything

Do you believe in God?

Well I sure do scream it enough "yes, yes, oh my GOD, YES!"

Ask me anything

Back from vacation

With the exception of my few days alone in Cleveland, I spent most of last week on vacation with the family. We had a great time, and I love spending time with the kids, but after a few days holding hands with hubby, and sleeping so close to him in a full size bed, my pussy was aching for him, and I couldn't wait to get home.

As soon as we arrived home Sunday morning, we declared it to be nap time and went to the bedroom to take care of our needs followed by a much needed nap, and then yet, another great fucking session.

On our next trip, I will pay the extra money to get the girls a room of their own!

So, as I told you last week, I figured out how to use the timer on my camera while I was alone in my hotel room. I was going to save this pic for HNT but, since I missed it last week, I figure we'll just call it a late submission ;) So, what do you think?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Alone Time

I'm posting from my phone tonight from a hotel room in Cleveland. I figured out my self timer on my camera, but still not too many good shots. I got a couple that I may post soon. I now wish I had packed my vibrator. I will have to survive on fingers alone. Sweet Dreams all.


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

HNT: My Mouth is yours, when you're ready

It's been awhile since this pic was taken. Since hubby's knee surgery, we have had to be more creative in our positions. We have had great passionate sex, as always, but what I miss most is lying on my back, playing with some toys with his cock in my throat. Get better soon, Honey, so we can back to this!

I want to get back
back to this
the way you thrust
into my lips
to taste you
lick you
feel your love
plunged into me
I can't get enough

Happy HNT!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Let the Lords and Ladies Practice some Restraint

Looking for some new toys? Try shopping your local Renaissance Festival. I found these nice handmade leather fur line cuffs at ours. I only wish I had gotten a picture of the sexy Maiden selling them.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

SEX is Always the Answer

I usually don't like videos that are not the official video of the artist, but this one is not too bad. It has some nice images, and it syncs up pretty well to the song.  And, Sex is Always the Answer!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

HNT: Pink

After teasing you last week by showing off my pussycat, I thought I'd be nice today, and really show you some pink with not just one, but two hot pics!

When playing with my inflatable anal toy in my recent review, I also pulled out this little toy because the one with the most toys wins, right? And pink is my favorite color! Happy HNT!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Get Lucky!

My, the Irish are demanding!

Irish foreplay:

Do you think the luck will rub off?

Right to the point:

Happy St. Patrick's Day! May you get kissed, licked, sucked & fucked!