Pirate Girl

This weekend, I'll lace up my corset, slide my fishnet stockings up over me thighs, and step into a pair of boots. I'll take to the streets to join in the annual pirate invasion. For these few hours, I'll be like a rockstar with people screaming and waving their arms, trying to get my attention. They all want one thing...my booty! Arrgh,Ye can have me booty, but stay away from me chest!

Happy HNT!

TMI Tuesday- Masturbation

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? Depends on where I am, what's going on, etc... I could be thinking about people watching me masturbate, like a toy show, or about hubby, or hubby and some hot girl, or some hot girl, or, or, or......

2. Have you ever been 'caught' masturbating? No, not really, but sometimes I fantasize about being caught.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure? Yes, for my own pleasure.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? No! How do I get on that guest list?! Seriously! I want to go to that party!

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or? Wow! tough one, depends on how big the "O" is sometimes I force myself to ride it out, and sometimes, it's so big I just can't take it anymore, and I have to stop!

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?" No, would like to, but I'll have to get a tri-pod first. Unless, someone else wants to hold the camera?

Friday Flashback Playing with Barbie

Friday Flashback moment brought to you by Mattel, creating memories, since 1945.

When I played with Barbie, she would lounge around in the pool in her cute little bikini until it was time to get ready for her date with Ken. Then she would "get out of her wet clothes" and get all dolled up, (sorry for the pun, hehehe.) She would put on her sexy little dress, and wait for Ken. And, wait,and wait...but Ken was very late and Barbie was starting to feel a little tipsy from the bubbly, so, tired of waiting for Ken, she turned to me. She needed to touch me... Eventually, Ken would show up and have to watch as Barbie buried her face in my... Well, let's just say, she needed another dip in the pool when I was done with her!

Happy Friday Flashback!

HNT- A View From Above

I'm happy to say, that hubby's surgery went well and he is resting, while I play nurse. Today, he even got a sponge bath. And, as I bent over the bed, he smacked my ass! Won't be long before he's asking to take my temperature!

So, with hubby laid up, I took my own picture. So, here you have a view from above.

Happy HNT!

Sitting in the waiting Room

Hubby's having surgery today. It's his first time, so I'm a little nervous. Although, it's a simple surgery, I can't help but think of all the things that could go wrong. I love my Hubs so much, and I can't bare the thought of life without him.

So, this will be my first post from my phone. Hope it works.

Because his surgery is on his knee, it may be awhile before he's feeling up to, well, getting it up, and certainly, our positions will be limited for awhile, but he promises to let me ride him right away. In typical hubby fashion, he checked out all the nurses, and made plans for how he would have them (all of them) in the recovery room. Again, it's his first surgery, and he has no idea how crappy he's gonna feel, but I know I'll be on my own for awhile. Good thing I stocked up on batteries...

I Get Off

I don't know where the week went, well, okay, I know where it went, but I'm not happy about it. This week, I buried myself in my hole at work, and as the work kept piling on, I kept getting buried deeper and deeper. Somehow, I managed to claw myself out, and here we are, already half way through Saturday, and while I'm happy to have finished all that I set out to do, it just seems like such a waste, because when you look at the big picture, what I do for work just isn't that important.

So, let's talk about something good. I am so happy to say that I got some color added to the tattoo on my arm! The one last seen in my recent HNT. I love it! It's a work in progress, and still much more to be added before it's a half sleeve, but with life on a budget, it may be awhile before it's done. But for now, I'm really happy with the colorful flowers. And I'm sure it will appear in a picture soon!

Speaking of HNT, I found this hot mama first time HNTer, thanks to Sage.

I'm off to go take a hot bath, (that's girl code for sexy masturbation time in the tub,) and then, well, who cares...let's just leave at that I'll be getting myself off whie you watch this sexy, intense video from Halestorm.

I get off on you getting off on me. :o)

HNT A Picture Message

I love to surprise him with picture messages. This, is the latest one I sent him to let him know, that, when I said I was going to bed, it wasn't because I wanted to sleep. He soon joined me. :o)

TMI Tuesday on Wednesday

So, obviously, a little late on this. I have been so busy at work! Ugh! but you don't want to hear about that! So here's my TMI:

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm? I love music, and I love to sing, so I'd have to choose the voice that always makes people calm. Plus, it would come in handy in some of those heated arguments to be able to say "calm down," and, they actually do.
2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him/her? I'd rather he have an affair, and I catch him...in the act, fucking her, hard, and then I join in, and... oh, sorry, got carried away.

3. Have better sex or more money? Oh, how I need more money! I have amazing sex, now and with more money, I could buy more toys, and maybe even visit the bunny ranch.

4. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know the future? I think knowing the future would just take the fun out of things, and could be rather depressing. Now, reading people's minds could be fun, especially the shy ones. Wouldn't it be great to know their fantasies?

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? SEX, SEX, SEX! didn't even need to think about it! I'm open, but not ready to share his heart, even though I admire those of you that can do that, because it's logical, I'm just prepared to handle him loving anyone but me.


Bonus (as in optional): What one thing, big or small, would you change in your life if granted one wish by a lamp-bound genie? Why? I want a new career! One where I make just as much, (or more) but actually enjoy my job! I just want more fulfillment in my career. I would get paid to write, or travel, or own my own boutique, or all of them, just something more enjoyable.

Trading Places

Super sexy video, with some great lyrics:

You order chinese food, before you do me

You get on top, tonight I'm on the bottom

When I can't take no more, tell me you aint stopping

I especially like the last line of the song:

but we gonna switch this thing back, I'm a put it in your ass

Mmmmm... I love being on top and riding you so hard until we both cum, but *sigh* there is nothing like when you take control...flip me over...and fuck me in the ass!

Oh, I am such a dirrty girl!

Captive

Sexy picture courtesy of flowerotic.tumblr.com

Captive

He must see them
he can wait no longer
to feel them
to hold them
sqeeze them
they are his
as much as mine
and he longs
to set them
free
Release them from
captivity
and hold me
captive
by his touch
by his scent
imprisoned
by his desire
willingly
I serve

Bra Colors on Facebook

Chain mail is not only burning up my phone and e-mail, but now it's on Facebook! The idea started with a promotional e-mail.

Have you seen it? Pink, red, black and the one poor soul that put beige (poor thing)? All bra colors. Now, I don't mind knowing what color bra you're wearing, but if I don't stand a chance of seeing it? You're just a tease!

So, you did it, to help spread the word about breast cancer? Did anyone actually think about breast cancer when they saw the posts? Probably not. If you're like me, you either thought "mmmm, I'd like to see that bra for myself!" or the unfortunate "Please! I don't need to know that! Yuck! keep it covered, Mom!"

The purpose was to spread the word about breast cancer, but with no real followup plan, it just served to get all those ladies to share a little private info, and maybe flirt a little. The writer of the original chain mail ended it with: "It will be fun to see how long it takes before the men will wonder why all the girls have a color on their status!"

So boys, did it take you long?

By the way: Mine's lime green! :o)

HNT- Close My Eyes

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"If I close my eyes forever, would it all remain the same?"- Ozzy Osbourne

When I close my eyes, it is not to think of someone other than you. No, in fact it is so I may better focus on the feel of you, on the way you taste, and the pleasure that I feel. I close my eyes at times because I am so weakened by your passion, and drained by my desire. But don't worry, I'll open them again, because, I want to see you cum.

Happy HNT!

The True Me

I am always me
deep inside,
but the true me
is easier to hide
from one time
to another
I change
and I grow
forming shifting
to fit the mold
I am always me
but sometimes
I'm the me
that nobody sees

TMI Tuesday #220

This is the first TMI of 2010. Check out others at TMITuesday

Would you rather?

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip? Definitely an adventurous trip! I can really only sit still for so long. (well, unless I have a really good book) On vacation, I want to do, see, experience what I can't at home. Relaxing at the beach is nice for a weekend, but for a real vacation, I want to be on the go!

2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex? tough question! I love to sleep and I love sex! hmmm... I'll go with the amazing sex, because if it's that good, I'll be smiling so much the next day, it won't matter that i'm tired. And, I can always take a nap :)

3.Be intimate with the lights on or off? Lights on!!! I love to see the expression on your face when I take you in my mouth mmmmmmmmmmmmm

4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm? I want the amazing kisser! A good kiss can do so much to get you to the cliff, and I can always use a toy to push me over the edge.

5.Date someone much younger or much older than you? Most likely: older I want the experience and stamina that comes with age


Bonus: Which reality show would you be good at? and why? I've always wanted to go on Amazing Race. I think it would be so much fun to race around the world. You don't have to worry about making friends to be successful, so you can just be yourself, the race relies on you and your partner's ability. I love competition!

Burlesque in New Orleans

I thought I'd share this with you, since, I was there when it was filmed. Yep, right there in the front row, with the best view of all the lovely ladies. Listen closely, and you'll hear my cat calls. :) I'm still wondering how she keeps that little rhinestone thong on.