Tuesday, February 23, 2010

TMI Tuesday

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well, there's a question that doesn't require any thought, at all...my elbow, of course!

2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? Just long enough to say look what I can do. Too much longer, and people may start to talk.

3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? I would like to pull my man into the corner at our local bar, and go down on him. I would suck him dry while he kept an eye out for someone to notice what was going on.

4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? I would have to decline the opportunity. While it might be nice to know what my man is thinking by having his brain, or to be able to play with his "organ" any time I want, I like a little mystery, and playing with it wouldn't be as much fun if it didn't give him pleasure, so Thanks, but NO THANKS!

5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours?
I would make sure to get enough media attention, that I'd be able to make a career out of being the girl who once became the most beautiful person overnight. I'd be everywhere, Oprah, Today, Chelsea, Celebrity Rehab...

Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words." With her magic touch she turns every woman into horny slutty lesbians. How long before the magic's gone and they need a man?

1 comment:

  1. I can reach everything I need right now.
    And I'm grateful for that!


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