Wench Love

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!



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Porn Star Dancing

I love this song! It's got a great beat, and, who doesn't like a video full of strippers?!

HOTT! It makes me want to wrap my hand around a pole! ;)

Strawberries are Sexy

Don't you just love strawberries?!

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Wonderings of Hula Hoop Stripping

I wonder...

*can I catch his cold from sucking his cock?

*am I good, as long as he doesn't cum in my mouth?

*does swallowing make me a cannibal?

*does he secretly masturbate like I do?

*how do men pay for sex without their wife knowing where the money went?

and

* How the hell does she keep that hula hoop moving while stripping?!

Beer Math

This is pretty neat. I got it in an e-mail and yes, it's one of those weird math things that someone somewhere spent time figuring out, but for the rest of us, it's just freakin' cool! So give it a try!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

have a beer (more than once but less than 10) If you're not  a beer drinker use wine or Jack Daniels, whatever, just pick a number between 1 and 10.



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5 (as in the number of fingers on your sexy hand)



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ..

If you haven't, add 1759..



6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number



The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).



The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

My Little Secret or A Lack of Discipline

Shhh want to know a secret? Sometimes I try to keep myself from masturbating so I can save myself for the next time I'm with hubby. But, on a night like tonight when I've thought of sucking his cock all day, since I sent him a topless pic in the gym, and he responded with a demand for me to suck him dry. Ever since then, I've thought of nothing else but sucking his cock with his hand inside my hot wet pussy! And, I just can't control myself!

Unfortunately, I can't have him tonight, so I'm online, watching porn, trying to convince myself to wait, but I have no discipline!

So, while he sleeps, I will be alone in the shower, and with the help of my new glass Kissa vibe from Eden's Fantasys, I will have no choice, but to make myself cum!